Walgreens, "America's Drug Dealer," announced today that the company would be first (and probably last -- it's a lousy idea) to USE PODCASTS to promote the company as an employer. The company's "Jobcasts" will be available at the web site JobsInPods.com ("Jobs In Pods" -- what the $#@! does THAT mean?). "This is a great way to speak to the iPod generation of job seekers," said Chris Russell, the founder of Jobs in Pods in a press release. TRANSLATION: "Kids these days can't read, but we're still going to hire them and put them in charge of the drugs."