Voice-Operated Remote for the Super Lazy

Too lazy even to reach for the TV remote? Hammacher Schlemmer comes to the rescue with a VOICE-OPERATED REMOTE CONTROL. In addition to swapping between and controlling TV, DVD player and cable box with voice commands, the remote even lets you blurt out cryptic commands like "news," "sports," "weather," "boobies" -- and it will switch to your favorite channels that offer such fare.

(props to SlipperyBrick)