Weird concept of the day: Luggage to put your baby in.
Some designer has come up with a "Smart Baby Case" space pod for wheeling a baby around. The designer's site says his client is Samsonite, the luggage people. You put the baby in there butt-ass naked, and an "auto-diaper" feature cleans up any unfortunate occurrences. Air filters keep the air clean. An baby monitor lets you check in on your baby without moving your neck. Just weird and creepy. At the airport, will your baby fit in the overhead bin, or do you have to check it? (Props.)
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You put the baby in their (there) butt-ass naked, and an "auto-diaper" feature cleans up any unfortunate occurrences...
I have always wanted to catch a gramatical error on your website, and after years of reading your stuff, I finally caught one! I have lived for this!!!! (Please no jokes about getting a life - The Raw Feed is MY life)
Thank you! I've made the correction. : )
I heard this container is intended to protect and transport your baby in times of catastrophe and natural disaster. An interesting juxtaposition above an article about Pompeii.
It's a hibernation capsule, keep the kid in there until he/she is 18 and then kick it out of the house and tell it to get a job.
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