New NASA Mars Rover Has Laser Beam Gun

A new rover code-named "Scarecrow" (because it doesn't have a brain) was rolled out by NASA and the Jet Propulsion Laboratory. The remote-controlled vehicle will hunt for life, water and other Mars info, and be able to "pulverize rock from 20 feet away" with the LASER BEAM ON ITS FREAKEN HEAD (so it can examine the rocks innards). NASA plans to send the rover to mars in two years.