North Korea to Sell Mini Submarines to Iran

North Korea has reportedly agreed to deliver four MINI-SUBMARINES to fellow Axis of Evil member Iran this month. News of the sale is rumored to be freaking out Saudi Arabia, whose massive oil terminal, Ras Tanura, would be vulnerable to an Iranian attack. North Korea had previous tried to sell mini subs to Islamic terrorists in the Philippines, a group called the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (yeah, that's right -- "MILF"), but the deal fell through.